Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
