I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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