we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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