after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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