Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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