Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
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yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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