id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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