There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?