when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just googled if crying burns calories
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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