ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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