Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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