he puts the penis in happiness.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
My pussy is not your playground.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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