So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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