How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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