I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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