Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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