I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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