I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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