did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!