it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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