Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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