D3 body, D1 cock
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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