it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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