I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I lost the right to judge tonight
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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