On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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