Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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