Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize