Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.