Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed

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(909): View more from California

You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!

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(815): View more from Illinois

It would be one hovered percent delicioui

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(914): View more from New York

She's been drunk for three days now

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Like three straight days. 72 hours

(914): View more from New York

She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey

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(903): View more from Texas

Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.

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