Betty ford says i'm here all night
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.