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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I need a shot of tequila, and quick death

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.

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• (510): View more from California

  You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes

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• (516): View more from New York

  Found your pants in the mailbox

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  What were my pants doing in the mailbox?

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  I don't know but there's postage on them

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• (512): View more from Texas

  When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.

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• (310): View more from California

  we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I stand by it.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER

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  Still got in the car though

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