I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex