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(720): View more from Colorado

the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The best revenge is premature balding

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(734): View more from Michigan

How was the bike ride?

(1-734): View more from Michigan

Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?

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(518): View more from New York

It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking

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(308): View more from Nebraska

The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?

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