Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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