Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Randomize
