We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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