Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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