I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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