I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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