So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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