Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm home, then i'll come over
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.