On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again