Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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