My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Can I color on your dick again?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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