You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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