They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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