just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize