Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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