My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
