So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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