Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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You took a bar mat shot.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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