I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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