Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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