and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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