I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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