Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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