well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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