Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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