i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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