Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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