sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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